please do not wade into the floodwaters in NYC, the city will collect it later and use it to make our famous bagels

And pizza crust

Little Known Fact: Sewage & chemical runoff were the original “Everything Bagel”

My son teaches in the South Bronx, NY, and because of the flooding had to walk home, 4.2 miles to his home in Queens. Yikes!

What do they use to make soup, then?

LOL!

Hence why Montreal bagels will always be better. There, they only put sewage into the batches they sell to Anglophones.

Do not, my friends, become addicted to flood water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

😂😂😂🥯!!

the true secret of what makes NYC pizza good

They really mean Everything