Articles will be like "Doctor's hate this man and this revolutionary diet!" And then this is the man:

Supernatural is such a fun show, but if there's even a quarter of a capri-sun of fake blood at any given moment I have to cover my eyes

I love when I mention that I watch a lot of survivor and someone asks how many seasons there are because they never believe me when I answer

Hey, biggest video i've ever made is now an Elden Ring video, and even cooler, it's one I posted this year.

And then you have to use more salt than a roman soldier could even conceive of

Just got on three phone calls in a row

Does Bluesky have a CBS Survivor side yet? I'm here for that mainly

Just found out about ijbol. I need to sit down.

Every once in a while I remember there's all these other apps and if I want attention in the long term I need to post on them now

I'm gonna make my own app called GruSky and you can only talk about the main character of the Despicable Me