JC
Jennifer C. Martin
@notreallyjcm.bsky.social
Dirtbag Christian, writer, editor, and speaker. (Hire me!)
I'm polyamorous, bi, mom, leftist, theology nerd, foodie, southerner, gamer, reader, and lover of both the low-brow and high-brow.
Located in RVA. She/her.
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ummmmmmmmm.... have you, have you... have you heard any stories about the marriage of Zeus and Hera?
These shirts really scream "I've heard the names and I've seen the Disney movie"
no kidding, the sad part is how inadvertently accurate this is for too many relationships
My wife REALLY hates my bastard son, Hercules, so these are perfect for us
"HER Zeus" and "HIS Hera".. so we are not talking about the same child... 🤔
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oh no oh no OH NO 😱
“I Am Her Zeus (from Disney’s Hercules)”
hello i am just a normal swan
she gon put some bitches' eyes out
Ooh, next do Hephaestus and Aphrodite!
JC
Jennifer C. Martin
@notreallyjcm.bsky.social
Dirtbag Christian, writer, editor, and speaker. (Hire me!)
I'm polyamorous, bi, mom, leftist, theology nerd, foodie, southerner, gamer, reader, and lover of both the low-brow and high-brow.
Located in RVA. She/her.
linktr.ee/jennifercmartin
1.3k followers555 following3.2k posts