My bank account vehemently disagrees with you.

Serious question. Who reads The NY Times and expects actual journalism?

Putin smiling with a Dr. Evil pinky finger in his mouth: “I voted.”

The sandwich generation - raising kids/ taking care of the olds - is f’ing brutal. ‘Sorry kids, I can’t help you with your homework. I have to drive 2 hours to take grandpa back to the nursing home from the ER. Again.’

“Get off me pa you’re crushing my smokes.”

Whoa does this apply to the clergy too or are they still exempt?

McCoy Tyner radio plays all day, everyday at my house.

Andre’s flute album ‘New Blue Sun’ is wow.

Andre 3000 flute album is dope.

Except you’d have to live with them too or at least watch hours and hours of race car drivers not racing. Have you ever thought of how strippers spend their time before stage? It’s not pretty.