yeah...riiiiight. :D
Isn’t this how all Trump rallies go? Smaller number of people than expected actually there, and then others watch grabs from it later…?
Oh, uh, yeah man. That's it.
*Posting from my social media network after I fired half the staff and loaded it full of bandwidth chugging porn bots* Elon: We’re being attacked.
"People tried to use our site. We aren't used to that anymore. We try to be unapproachable..."
Tomorrow: there appears to be a massive DDOS attack on Tesla stock.
Huh. Funny how a "DDOS attack" and "we can't adequately run our massive system with just a skeleton crew of abused employees since I fired everybody" look exactly the same on the front end.
Guess he shouldn’t have laid off all his tech support people?
I wish “welp, afraid there’s yet another massive vague conspiracy to make me look incompetent” worked at my job
lmaooooooo