CAKE really went off when they said “some people drink pepsi, some people drink coke” Like ain’t that the truth

I FINALLY finished tears of the kingdom and goddamn that was a cool ending

I just saw somebody wearing a domo shirt in the year of our lord twenty twenty four

Love youtube survey ads. I haven’t heard of shit. I was born under a rock.

Out here learning how to speak french to nobody in particular

Considering this new presidential immunity stuff, Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn

Last night would’ve been the best time for someone to lie to their boss about a kitchen fire

Started taking an antidepressant today for the first time. So far so good, but obviously it’s only day one

My body is a machine that turns weed into smoked weed

Romanticizing mental illness as a teenager did not prepare me for this very real mental illness as an adult