I don't know what they do but, because helmet ads are an abomination, I vow to never buy anything they sell.

For next time you're in the Midwest

I wish they'd do this in Bergamo, I've cycled to work every day for the past 3 years.

I dunno, the lack of character development is a barrier. I understand the narrative is 'this was rough and most guys didn't come back'. Still, The navigator is the only one I'm interested in.

Should I duplicate my Napoleon Dynamite joke from Twitter, or is that passe?