A selfie this instant. But also no need to yell 😛

I try to do this every year where I try to post a dick pic every day in October and I can never manage it. Let's try again! #cocktober

I was sick all last week so I'm making up for it by showing off my Monday morning dick appointment 😁

I got infected with the late night horny 🥵

Fat cock kind of Friday? Don't mind if I do! #fcf

Got my first pair of undies from Shinesty and the ball hammock is doing it for me 😜

Good morning all 😁

Instead of watching the debate, I went and watched Oceans 11 in theaters for the first time. It was great!

Today's satisfied bed selfie is brought to you by my bright yellow solgaleo short! Nighty night!

I don't show this off often enough.