Obsessed with book vloggers. This guy just called Bernardine Evaristo "kinda like Chappell Roan"

Trying to cut down my caffeine consumption so I've replaced my morning coffee with one video of a YA Fiction blogger 'testing' Sally Rooney's first three novels

Interesting that the universal dental hygienist urge to chat shit overrides the German urge to rebuke small talk entirely

You do have to hand it to dating apps for creating such a dire marketplace for singles that straight people have started cruising at the supermarket

One thing I love about the Balkans is that no one sucks on those stupid fruity little vapes

At a flea market and everyone is either dressed like a Bennifer paparazzi shot, or an extra on Gilmore Girls

The police just boarded my train on the Austrian border to ask me and only me for my documents, but scurried off as soon as I replied in American English. Doesn't feel great to be the only brown here tbh!

The American behind me at dinner just said that when her dad first tried horseradish he said "it tastes like when I got tear gassed"

Someone just emailed me to schedule what is clearly a feedback call to reject my application for a project but I'm soooooooo OOO

I leave for a week long hiking trip to the Alps soon but the entire forecast for the week is rain and thunder. Do I throw myself into the river or the valley