I mean with hard-hitting journalism investigating mysteries of life why are they losing subscribers?

I'd be ashamed to have my name next to that drivel. Like damn

"Why aren't there more only children?" lol, lmao even

Lemme guess, somewhere in this article there’s a lot of covert hand-wringing about the lack of white babies?

WaPo: it's time to re-think primogeniture...

It's not hard hitting journalism when they don't actually ask any millennials

shit, did millennials kill the washington post too?

Multiple decades of cutting access to birth control combined with “don’t have kids if you can’t afford them” plus skyrocketing cost of living and a whole generation says, “okay I guess we will skip having kids then.” Generation responsible: not like that! Who will change our beds??

Lol. Mystery solved: 1. Kids are expensive and folks just cant afford them and somewhere to live 2. People no longer believe they must have children to feel satisfied in life and maybe would rather spend all that time on other things

The ocean is wet. So, why is there so much wetness on the ocean? In our search for answers, we found clues to a bigger mystery: why is the ocean full of water?