Welcome new users. Tweets here are called skeets.

if tweets are skeets what are retweets called? reskeets?

I’m still trying to make “skytweets” happen.

ALF dongs are how we express affection.

Yeah, nah.

NO! Posts, they are posts!

if you haven’t received your alf hog yet STAY IN LINE

Don't fight it. You're going to try to fight it. You're going to resist calling them skeets. We've all been there. They're skeets. Its just how it is.