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Principal software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript. Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.
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Trump-to-NYT translator meme: Trump: WHEN HE TOOK SHOWERS WITH THE OTHER PROS, THEY CAME OUT OF THERE, THEY SAID 'OH MY GOD. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. NYT: In the most pivotal battleground state, with Election Day in just 17 days, the former president spent the entire opening telling Arnold Palmer golf stories, before finally launching in on the border.
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Primal scream time.

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unconscionable

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There is zero possibility that many if not most Times reporters know how absurd this is, and how savagely (and deservedly) we mock them. That must cause them angst. Good.

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"Trump dances like he’s jerking two dicks, ..." www.instagram.com/p/CHN4FZdJ7P...

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It's never too late to come out. "I'm Coming Out" youtu.be/E2muOFNlvVk?...

Trump holds a microphone that is shaped like a penis, mostly black in color, next to his mouth. Trump loves the gay sex in YMCA song by the Village People. Giuliani thinks he himself is an expert on the penises of Jewish men. https://www.thejc.com/news/world/rudy-giuliani-insulted-jewish-mens-genitals-in-rant-says-new-lawsuit-rjkztpx9
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Comfortably Zomb(ie)
@numb.comfortab.ly
Principal software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript. Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.
16.6k followers910 following41k posts
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