Astrophysicists theorize that 85% of the day is spent doing “dark work” which cannot be directly measured but is implied by how tired I feel

@astrokatie.com please verify. :)

Luckily, you can still get paid for doing that, as long as you hire a Dark Accountant to help balance the books.

Sharing this w my daughter, the astrophysicist

All work is dark work

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Cant measure the output of dark work, we can only measure the time it takes up and the energy it drains and extrapolate the output based on that

Some have theorized that it's a flaw in our understanding of how gravity works on small scales and that our feelings are just really heavy

Does dark matter though?

what you need is some of that dark energy then

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