If Musk actually fights Zuckerberg it will possibly be the greatest day in bluesky history

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Wait, that shit's real?

Zuckerberg is in much better shape, but I’d really enjoy the laughs.

that 'possibly' is FRAUGHT

I might quit social media lest I always be chasing that high

imagine getting your ass beat by mark zuckerberg pup i do not think he would ever live it down tbh his ego is so fragile

And they would do it for free! I would pay money to have people punch them in the face! True billionaire philanthropists.

Can we just lock the cage?

special guest referee bill gates! play by play is steve balmer and jack dorsey

Dangerously close to making me have positive regard for Mark Zuckerberg.