farewell sweet prince www.nytimes.com/2024/02/02/n...

it’ll get bored of retirement and become a security guard

I love my timeline (skeetline?).

I'm a bit skeptical about the story. Probably just maxed out its pension.

Not related to anything, but I read the fifth last word here as some new thing pronounced “stra-FAINjers”, like somebody was saying “strangers” but adding some extra oomph to it. I was actually a little disappointed when I realized my mistake.

I didn’t know I had so much in common with the Knightscope K5: *Reside in New York City *Recently retired *Am 5 feet 3 inches tall and weigh 400 pounds

Quite clearly a Dalek in disguise

This reminds me of when the Daleks in Doctor Who somehow acquired the ability to fly.

jackson roykirk strikes again

It was only a matter of time.

Great job, New Yorkers