I’ve… never read an obit like this before. www.nytimes.com/2024/03/19/a...@theferocity.bsky.social, 🎁 link)

They certainly didn't bury the lede.

oh. my. god.

I will have a boring, unremarkable obituary. And I’ve never been happier about that.

That’s … quite a ride.

Holy smokes! That’s a whole season’s worth of Law and Order episodes.

Are we absolutely sure he’s dead? Has anyone pounded a stake through his heart? Also, Roy Cohn, what a surprise.

Wow. I think it might actually beat this one www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituar...

Granted: it's not like I was a macher or anything, but I lived in Manhattan for 16 years (late 1980s to mid-2000s), and I've never heard of this guy. Trump, I knew. But, this guy? No clue.

"He developed a cocaine habit" and there it is

This how his second or third comeback ended, I've lost count, and I'm not even all the way down yet.