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LRthatlauraruby.bsky.social

I think you mean to say he's a theocrat looking to impose his religion on the rest of us.

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TMkathodus.bsky.social

"Mike Johnson, the new House Speaker, is a Theocrat." Work on your headline writing. I'm available at market rates. DM for details.

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Ssandabluedeux.bsky.social

It's big step for NYT to use the word "Christian nationalism"... finally

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CBcoloneloolong.bsky.social

Fuck all that noise. We’re not your church, Chump.

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Gglennsummers.bsky.social

Quote: "Replacing one dick with a different kind of dick isn't going to change anything in the House. We're one DNA test from the Jerry Springer show" - John Fetterman
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Gglennsummers.bsky.social

He's supposed to be the Speaker of the House, not the Speaker in Tongues. He's just in time for a Halloween exorcism, tho

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CSbrightanimal.bsky.social

Why is it never the religious part where Jesus peformed a miracle to give away huge amounts of food for free?

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ADaucksky.bsky.social

If that’s what he said, he doesn’t believe in absolute standards in grammar.

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KBeasybakedoven.bsky.social

That's an awful lot of words for "he's a goddam kook". Are your editors okay?

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Ssueboblive.bsky.social

Dear Mike: step off. Signed, the US Constitution.

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