Jury duty...... man im so tempted to get a lobster costume off Amazon and show up. They would immediately excuse me and anyone who gets the reference would laugh.

When they ask if you know the defendant, just say you went out with him and was hoping you could have a word before the hearing starts

Don't forget to dance lol

I’ve never dealt with jury duty But I know at some point my luck will run out

I know that once I get called for jury duty, I'll show 'em my Autism Alert card and tell them to never contact me again; they can't do a thing because I'm neurodivergent and I know that either my autism, or my ADHD, will hinder them because of how I function

Awww jury duty was fun

If I ever get summoned to jury duty I'm absolutely showing up as the grim reaper

I got out of jury duty because i showed the jury manager person that I asked if i should vote innocent or guilty on Instagram

Being unemployed myself, I wouldn't mind jury duty, especially if they pay a per diem.

Haha The Amanda Show, I loved that show😺❤️

Court dismissed bring in the dancing lobstas