When you order shelves from wish

"WHAT ABOUT HISTORICAL ACCURACY!?" "Yasuke was a real dude in history." "Ok, BUT HE WASN'T A SAMURAI!" "He was a samurai." "Ok, BUT THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL TO THE CULTURE!" "Multiple Japanese gamers and game designers came forward to say how much they are looking forward to Yasuke." "Uh...FUCK YOU!"

For all the women who are apparently more scared of a guy in the woods than a 1000 pound killing machine in it's natural habitat: Just ask if the guy has found any good sticks. You'll be fine.

"It's literally the same lock-" "NUH UH"

TBbubbaprog.ilovecitr.usMay 1, 2024 4:06pm

She shows him that it's the same chain police sell to students and he says "nope. not the same. This is an industrial chain"

A bike chain and lock... "This is not what students bring to school" Have these people never gone to college before? Hells did they ever ride a bike before? How else are you supposed to make sure nobody steals it?

MBmattbinder.bsky.socialMay 1, 2024 1:34pm

the NYPD, aided by cable news, is trying to further push the “outside agitator” narrative at Columbia the evidence? a bike lock and chain “this is not what students bring to school. this is what professionals bring to campuses.” Columbia literally sells these bike locks and chains to students

"The glaciers are melting and Florida will be underwater in about a decade, but it will all turn out fine cuz I got my Starbucks!"

DFdfisman.bsky.socialApr 21, 2024 12:00pm

Did carbon dioxide write this

I might not get it because of the tism, but professionalism sounds like just another way to force people to conform to what you want them to be like rather than who they actually are. Like, what you wear has no bearing on your work ethic at all, yet people seem to think they do, and I don't get it.

People Online: Lawn are inherently evil and anyone who mows their lawn is an ecoterrorist. People IRL: Yo, nice lawn.

I will not agree to let the chatgp interviewer interview me unless I can get Geralt of Rivia to be one of the characters and have him say "Damn you're ugly, what can you tell me about your experience at Job Corps?"

Thinking you are an artist by letting a machine draw something for you is like thinking you are a gamer by letting a bot play for you