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Did you know, it’s 28 years today since the Financial Times killed one of Britain’s finest poets? They didn’t mean to. It’s just that Gavin Ewart was 79, and they bought him a lunch that involved enough booze to fell an ox

The menus were not printed until 2003, so we cannot be sure of the all-time record for the most expensive lunch. It may have been achieved when Spivey met the 79-year-old poet Gavin Ewart at the Café Royal in October 1995. The exact cost is lost somewhere in the bowels of the FT accounts department. But the bill was somewhat overshadowed by the aftermath.

The main item on the agenda was alcohol, not food. Ewart began with several negronis (gin, vermouth, Campari), which is not an amateur’s drink, and carried on from there. “We departed the Café Royal in a moderately straight line,” Spivey said in the article. He put Ewart on a bus home then lurched off himself. The following day he received a call from Mrs Ewart.

“There are two things you need to know,” she said. “The first is that Gavin came home yesterday happier than I have seen him in a long time. The second – and you are not to feel bad about this – is that he died this morning.”
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IHiheartnoise.bsky.social

He died happy huh

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JGjaninegibson.bsky.social

He had a lovely lovely time though

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ekstasis.bsky.social

The old Dylan Thomas routine.

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JPjoannapocock.bsky.social

This is extraordinary!

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PCbickerrecord.bsky.social

I like the idea that the expense account would cover loads of private club-priced Negronis, but not third party taxis, so Gav had to get the bus.

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PSphilsmoke.bsky.social

Dude went out on top. Lived like a poet died like a poet

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🤣

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BTjonboyjon.bsky.social

I do love Lunch with the FT.

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CAarchieislander.bsky.social

Full marks to Mrs Ewart for death announcement aplomb

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