Gee, I hope my day doesn't get ruined by somebody searing the phrase "Breed for Britain" into my brain until the day I die...
As the Christmas creep is already upon us, now is the time to ask why supermarkets insist we like pigs in blankets when at least 80% of my experiences with them involve raw sausage, cremated bacon, or somehow both raw sausage and cremated bacon.
So I was just followed by this account. It’s a content thief that cuts off the signatures of cartoonists and doesn’t credit the creators. Definitely block @comicstrip1 It’s got too many followers as it is.
I received my booklet of Boots Christmas vouchers, but with one slight issue: there were no vouchers in it. I guess I know where I stand on the Naughty or Nice list this year...
25 years ago today, I was late to my first-ever uni lecture as I'd prioritised getting to the Sheffield town centre HMV as soon as it opened to pick this up. My housemates had no idea what was about to hit them...
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"I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that Black Francis didn't personally message me on Spotify to sell me a £25 Pixies shirt...?
Welp, looks like I have to cancel my weekend plans in order to punch somebody's wheelchair-bound daughter because that's what some Arsenal-supporting melt thinks I do...
I've played Cards Against Humanity plenty of times, but don't recall seeing any combination of "They're performing transgender surgery on illegal migrants who are in prison" in my hand...