I think my neighbour is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
If you don't become the ocean you will be sea sick everyday.
I was blinded by your beauty. I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
I want to start a female mafia and it will be called the bene gesserit. gay trans cis whatever we will wrest power from the shitheads and wield it benevolently. mostly. all will be tested. some will be forsaken. we may grant sexual favors as we wish
"I am here to steal your heart," Gumby the pirate says, brandishing his sword and ziplining into your living room
Kid just did a dumpster dive of our own trash That's next level
I can't fight this feeling anymore. I'll fight the power instead
"THIS IS FOR PLUTO," I shout, kicking all of NASA's toilet paper into the ocean