Honest, Honey, this is my lucky condom.

Occam sez MAGRU. Worx for me.

That level of stupid suggests Redhat Brain, risking your job, credentials, and freedom (yes, unauthorized access can lead to jail time) to prove the SGM had a running profile for his bad knees.

I for one am ready to see that hacked Iranian shit, and ethics can kiss my ass.

Ten million strong and growing.

A reporter. Well, then.

WC Fields famously claimed to never drink water because fish fuck in it.

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re just assing around here. No one is that thick. Points for knowing or finding out what a surcingle is, tho.

Seatbelts are Satan’s surcingles.

Penzey's Pico Fruta. Fuck yes.