This thermostat has a "we need to save money" button and a "go nuts, we're rich enough to drink martinis" button

“We have enough money to save some” vs “might as well blow what little is left at the end of the month”

I think it’s because martinis are supposed to be served as cold as possible.

Just to head off disappointment for the dozen or so new followers this somehow got me: I do not actually regularly post thermostat content

ah yes, the two genders

Does a stocked bar erupt from the floorboards when you press that rather attractive button? So many questions.

It’s the free martinis button, just immediately makes a martini appear in your hand

These are like $300-$500 on eBay/Amazon! What gives? Consistently listed as a 'wired remote control unit' which I suppose that's what a thermostat is.

I would simply crank it up using the "economy" setting.I would simply crank it up using the "economy" setting.

I've really thought it's a fancy Drink maker or Something similar. Vissmann Controller, nice nice... 😅

The only two settings you'll ever need