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Right?

In my defence, look at this fancy triple fucker

They shouldn't actually leave me in charge, I can do the writing but I don't usually have the knowledge on a content level to be sure it's all correct without an expert double-checking

They should just leave me in charge, I clearly know everything best

Evergreen

We cannot hope for such a brave new world

But it would be nice if big companies would just fucking stop it

I am never not thinking about a toilet duck

I think they have more coming in next week