Soon the omnivorous handpie people will be out here lobbying for sticklessness in corn dog connoisseurship. You sure like to muddy the waters…

In Vermont we eat red beets and maple creemees. What is this beefsteak and slurpee diet you speak of?

Any pants needing knee darts are a bowlegged #fail

I work with many ladies & they always give each other condolences & flowers for family losses. My mom died and a month later: Oh Sorry… we didn’t know your address.

At least they did the reading…

Many kids are raised under tables by alcoholic parents… Some of those kids learn to drive by 12.

That might be sulfite allergy. In wine w/ additives, it’s not uncommon, alas.

Too soon…

Good call though!

Nothing to do but “move onto” … but onto what b¡ng bot?