one of my favorite hobbies is bumping into immobile, inanimate objects and then getting mad at them

this is me in front of a jury of my peers

this is me reacting to the reveal of the shooting of mr burns

baby cant be guilty. baby innocent

actually i hate sports nm

ANoilcantim.bsky.socialOct 3, 2024 11:46pm

i’m play offs baseball boy

i’m play offs baseball boy

This is literal Hitler shit

this is a good list. but you’re still a bad boy imo!!!

solved a clog in our kitchen sink but forgot that the food gunk smells like absolute fucking death lol