Republicans cannot lose debates. They can only be screwed by the moderators.

holy shit the url has 9/25 for the date, the nyt is beyond cooked

DONALD TRUMP DID NOT PEACEFULLY TRANSFER POWER IN JANUARY 2020 GO FUCK YOURSELF JD VANCE.

So they're just going to let Vance have the final word on every topic?

I caught some dudes driving around stealing Harris Walz signs.

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Bannon's War Room fill-in flunkies are doing Colbert's bit where he adds the margin of error twice to make it look like Republicans are winning, but they're totally serious about it.

Every time you say both sides are bad, a Republican marketing team has the lamest pizza party.

I wish the person who labeled our circuit breaker a slow and painful death. And an extra special slow and extra painful death to the person who put two different circuits in one junction box.

My daughter bent down and started eating the wood chips at the playground today. Turns out she found half a sausage patty. It was still warm.