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The stars are just old lights, I can see them falling down
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Aspiring author, reluctant world traveller, and very lazy analyst. I support the law. Someone has to. It won't support itself. Don't make me analyse; you will not be able to stop me.
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New boat hire attendant: Come in No 99, your time is up. Number 99, come in please. If you don't come in now, #99 we will have to come out and get you and we will have to charge you extra! Old hand: We don't have a boat #99. Noob: Number 66, are you having a problem?New boat hire attendant: Come in No 99, your time is up. Number 99, come in please. If you don't come in now, #99 we will have to come out and get you and we will have to charge you extra! Old hand: We don't have a boat #99. Noob: Number 66, are you having a problem?

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Okay, but for real, antelope horns are dramatically underutilised for our purposes. I foresee a few minor problems during mating season, but nothing more grant money couldn't solve.

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Wait. They trained their AI on... AI created images? That was their plan?

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Has the Professor ever before drawn the direct ire of people who are not just more powerful than he is, but are also exceptionally willing to screw him over out of spite? Or would this be a first for him? I mean, I'm sure Bluto and Brutus have punched him before.

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There are very few people, blessedly few, in this world who don't just make it worse but deliberately set out to do so—to look at it and say, "I am going to screw this planet up. My plan is to leave it in a worse state than I found it." Meet Benjamin Netanyahu. www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...

Hamas says Netanyahu ‘hindering’ truce deal; talks to resume in Cairo
Hamas says Netanyahu ‘hindering’ truce deal; talks to resume in Cairo

Hamas accuses Israeli PM of ‘personally hindering’ a ceasefire deal as second day of talks is set to resume in Cairo.

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Well, Russia welcomes immigrants. Granted, to sent them to Ukraine so they can be shot at or shipped to the EU bordera to cause trouble. Not sure what immigration to China looks like; the Japanese hate it but are improving. Anyway, Biden has problems. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/0...

Biden calls ally Japan ‘xenophobic’ like China, Russia, at campaign event
Biden calls ally Japan ‘xenophobic’ like China, Russia, at campaign event

President Biden’s remarks have not elicited a formal response from the countries he named. But experts said they were likely to have offended, particularly in Japan.

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The stars are just old lights, I can see them falling down
@oldlights.bsky.social
Aspiring author, reluctant world traveller, and very lazy analyst. I support the law. Someone has to. It won't support itself. Don't make me analyse; you will not be able to stop me.
253 followers424 following9.3k posts