That reminds me of Howard Johnson's just before their demise.

Let's pretend you know what you're talking about.

John Voight? Nah. That movie can fuck all the way off.

I parasocial hate that guy.

omg Stahp it!

The best part of this thread is I don't GAF what you post unless you're an asshole. Don't be an asshole seems to be good advice.

This is a thing that is true.

It's a thing. Most wasabi in the US isn't actually wasabi.