I don’t think that this was written as a dare.

Perhaps as a forfeit of some kind?

My first reading is that it is satire, but I don't know the author at all

To be fair, I don't think Diego Garcia US Air Force Base pays a lot of tax

"Responsibly run tax havens" That's quite an oxymoron.

Please don’t touch my sponsor’s money. He loves it far too much to share with poor people.

Er... we have an empire of tax havens tho.

Is it time to start spelling Tax Havens as Tax Haven't

Bring back city states too.

Who funds this?