OH BOY TIME FOR MY INTERNET SPEEDS TO TANK FOR NO FUCKCING REASON AGAIN HAHA

i'm still very conflicted over what to do re: name for posting smut arts, i wanted to keep the olyphaunt name as main since it's been for so long, but olyphaunt dot gay is the perfect url already for it so. ugh. uhhuhg. ghuhgghu

i have this old set of the collected works of Poe that my sib's ex gave me years ago, and i guess they used to be in a house with some kids cuz there's scribbling inside. i just found a big scribble on one of the illustrations that says "I GOT CRABS" in a word bubble over this dude lmaaooooo

“My favorite sign in Kyoto”

Man. Ive been supporting canadaland for years but the past few weeks in particular, with jesse's fucked up zionist shit, i havent even been able to bring myself to listen to any of the shows not just the ones hes hosting

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basically you gotta stunlock the clitoris

Can’t remember if I ever shared this.

My tattoo artist just reposted this enthusiastically endorsing the messaging "what next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?"