Sunset Boulevard is gonna have such an awkward time during Broadway Cares month

Why are you as a man not wearing a fisherman’s cap

What if we kissed at the old time folk music jam

You see a really old man pull out a harmonica you know he’s about to eat

I know 47 Amandas and they are all crazy

I’m really looking for a 3/4 burrito option. Half burrito, not enough. Whole burrito, too much. But also not helpful to have a 1/4 leftover.

Flood insurance is such scam. What do you mean insurance covers every disaster but this one specific disaster

People don’t like impressions they just like when celebrities look a bit like other celebrities

I think it’s ok the gen z makes fun of millennials bc being in your 20s in the ‘10s was actually very rad, we had so much fun and they had a pandemic lmao

Chappell Roan has been famous for like six months everyone please chill