Flood insurance is such scam. What do you mean insurance covers every disaster but this one specific disaster

People don’t like impressions they just like when celebrities look a bit like other celebrities

I think it’s ok the gen z makes fun of millennials bc being in your 20s in the ‘10s was actually very rad, we had so much fun and they had a pandemic lmao

Chappell Roan has been famous for like six months everyone please chill

I don’t have a lot of regrets in life but I do wish I’d been a bigger c*nt to pro life club at my catholic college

Might go to a music jam? Seems terrifying? I have always clocked musicians as the coolest creatives and this makes them highly threatening

Thinking about the person on here months ago who said Zelda wasn’t a puzzle game

Vegetarian except for pastrami

The workers at this diner expressing nothing but disdain to absolutely everyone except the 2 year old is the spirit of NY

Oh no I may need to watch so much Downton today