So I tried Coca-Cola's new "Futuristic Flavored" soda. It's fucking nasty, like some kind of vague, tutti-frutti jellybean flavor, but with a weird buttery aftertaste. So I guess the future tastes like licking the floor of a movie theater

The only time you should taste the floor is if you are making sure you ate all the people in the theater and no one is stuck to the sticky floor under a chair~