It’s a lot more peaceful way to live, opting out of spending your effort on someone who possibly isn’t even there

Heeere’s Musky!

Same. Twitter wouldn’t let me deactivate my account so I deleted every tweet by hand

Mark Twain x the Bible

To be fair, that song slaps

I red Wire as Wife and was like 😂wtf???

Hold up what the what and who now? I didn’t even know about that one!

12,000 years from now, after all the feats and famine, wonders and wars, the only evidence of humanity to be discovered by alien archaeologists will be one ancient message about one salesman’s shitty copper

Working on a choose your own adventure deal right now! Can’t say for quality, that’ll be for readers to decide lol

*Insurance agent* You shot your what?