he spent the last 45 minutes looking up the most disgusting dog tiktoks on his phone and showing them to the crowd, but only a couple of people could even see it
a tantalizing rumor spread through the crowd there was a couple of dogs having a private moment in the parking lot and people wanted to get a look.
few months ago, i just mentioned to my parents that they never had any beatles albums in the house. they looked at each other and my mom said "we hate their voices" in a way that seemed like it might've been the thing that brought them together.
this is how people want to drink water, not out of a bottle like a baby. i don't know why they won't give it to us.
what if Denise Richards' character in Drop Dead Gorgeous were a baseball experience?
this technique also works for whenever you hear someone operating a power tool on tv.
my grandma's family lived there and when i read obituaries of extended family, some of them mentioned how straight their fields were. please don't wait to give compliments until after people are gone - tell them you admire their rows while they are alive.
i like it. this way, you can keep an eye on the load of gravel or mulch.