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Brian
@one-underscore.bsky.social
You can dial 206-526-6087 for weather, or 511 for traffic.
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A man needs to sell his house to get knee replacement surgery to continue working, or not get the surgery and face foreclosure. Sid: knee op or a house?

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there's a proposed bill to start clamping down on some of the most obviously stupid parts of sports gambling, it doesn't go nearly far enough, but i did contact my congress person and tell them to get their ass in gear. tonko.house.gov/news/documen...

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jamie foxx in a cgi mahogany library makes me hallucinate with rage.

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if you delete the account, the tweets are placed in the lost and found pile, so i believe he's still compliant.

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if you hate shopping for groceries, look for milk delivery. a lot of them will have a bunch of other stuff, so you can get your groceries delivered without having to go through a website that has venture capital funding.

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6:30pm, mid-winter. setting up a card table with coffee and chalky cookies for the make-or-break 9th and final stakeholder meeting on the controversial change from see-through to opaque pants. "maybe the cold will encourage the people who watch baseball for prurient reasons to stay home" you hope.

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be careful if you eat out at a restaurant. if you forget your wallet, they make you work off the bill washing dishes, but if the bill is large and interest rate high enough, your hourly wage never makes a dent in the balance, you will be trapped there forever.

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You should still spell out punctuation COMMA though STOP It helps make sure your message is clearly understood STOP

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he spent the last 45 minutes looking up the most disgusting dog tiktoks on his phone and showing them to the crowd, but only a couple of people could even see it

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Brian
@one-underscore.bsky.social
You can dial 206-526-6087 for weather, or 511 for traffic.
60 followers159 following1k posts