I have been forced by an uncaring world to finally do laundry

well if they WILL leave the window down whaddya gonna do

ohhh you didnot

so excited to have a valid reply that i forget to like your post

Post your sex life

The worst part about insomnia is having to eat all those spiders while I'm awake

"teabagging", you say?

... and some dudes have fame thrust upon them involuntarily

(sudden barf response to the end)

all reasonable fears. you're cured.