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A weekly review of The Onion from 20 years ago! Sign up for the Sunday newsletter onion20.substack.com. Not affiliated with The Onion
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A short history of @TheOnion.comhttps://buff.ly/4eAjmpf#scarecrows

Scarecrow Has Double Ds
Scarecrow Has Double Ds

AFTON, WI—Remarking on the hay-stuffed decoy’s surprisingly shapely form, passersby reported Friday that a scarecrow in a local cornfield boasted double-D breasts. “Damn, she’s got hay in all the…

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From 2023: "Jordan Peterson Rants About Emasculated Scarecrows Covered In Birds." "Tell me, where have the alpha-scarecrows of ancient Rome gone?" https://buff.ly/47xzUMh#scarecrows

Jordan Peterson Rants About Emasculated Scarecrows Covered In Birds
Jordan Peterson Rants About Emasculated Scarecrows Covered In Birds

TORONTO—Waxing poetic about shifting gender roles in contemporary society, professor and broadcaster Jordan Peterson took to his podcast Monday to rant about the state of “emasculated” scarecrows who…

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