Photo: Trump supporters, still stuck in the desert at Coachella, are starting to act up.

Guys, I know the plan. JD will shave off the beard and they will spray paint him the color of mangos. For the next 20 days they will pretend he’s Trump.

Trump Playlist Recommendations: God Bless The USA - Lee Greenwood YMCA - The Village People Title Song Pagliacci - sung by Pavarotti

🎶 Kristi Noem: I really can’t stay… Trump: Baby, it’s cold outside…

Tonight on Lifetime: Ménage A Duh: The Olivia Nuzzi Story Starring Anya Taylor Joy - Olivia Nuzzi Ryan Reynolds - Ryan Lizza Special Guest Star: Christopher Lloyd as Robert Kennedy Jr.

Coming up on Fox New: Trump shares his autumn playlist.

Just In: The estate of Francis Scott Key sues Trump for using the National Anthem at his rallies.

This is awful. The Trump supporters still stuck in Coachella have formed an indie band.

Buy Calamari’s new memoir Spineless on Amazon. It’s only 20 clams.

When I first saw this, I was reminded of my old Mattel Hotlines Trains.