Finally saw Megalopolis, my favorite part was when Copolla himself walked on screen and talked about how important creating Art is, and how he’ll support you even if you sexually abuse a child while making Art. Couldn’t really understand the meaning, but the vibes were immaculate.
New workplace efficiency idea: start playing Tetsuo: The Iron Man at the beginning of all meetings. Once the movie’s over, the meeting’s over. Didn’t cover everything you wanted to? Too bad, sucker.
Roblox crimes
Uzumaki theory: the pandemic fucked up the production (true), and the original crew could only produce so much before American higher-ups invoked their bonds and gave it to the lowest bidder just so they would have something, just like with Foodfight!
They were streaming it off Netflix. Netflix cannot handle subtitles for both dialogue and on-screen text at the same time, so some shit just wasn’t translated. Immediately after the movie ended, right after Shinji stops choking Asuka, a thing popped up with “Recommended for you: Brooklyn Nine-Nine”
So we sit and wait for the show to start. No preshow or anything. It’s 4:00. Then several minutes pass, and the movie doesn’t start. Finally, the movie starts, briefly pauses, and then plays. During the pause I see what is clearly the Netflix pause bar, and the Netflix content warning popped up
Oh dog our End of Eva showing was WILD. It basically sold out the day tickets went on sale, and when we got to the theater they were like “we’ve switched you over to theater one, our largest screen! You can follow your tickets or seating or sit wherever you want.”
Yeah here’s a movie about a pig finding a stolen elephant next to an R-rated claymation movie and the Pharrell Lego biopic. Whatever the fuck fits!
The trailers were also really funny, clearly they were just like “throw whatever random ass animated trailers we have at this dumb cartoon movie” because I got a trailer for a My Hero movie, a Latvian cat movie, and a c-grade looking CGI movie that prominently featured Al Franken