Good thing people wrote it down for you then.

Just to be clear, I was mocking the entire concept of a robot bartender; I was yes and-ing, not no but-ing.

Well you get to choose: have the robot go slow af, or disable the limiters and have it make full rapid moves, but you don’t get to complain when it clips some poor bastard who leaned in two inches too far to get a look at the bachelorette party down the bar and takes his forehead off

Ethics being something other people people are bound by IS internet culture

Why bother spending half a decade building a money faucet that leads into your home if you’re not gonna turn it on, just a little bit.

Me eyeing my teakettle as I apply grip tape to a Louisville slugger.

I hope you receive the appreciation you deserve for this. Praying 4 U.

Is it because people think Terrifier is some sort of sequel to the “Hush” episode of Buffy? That clown is one of the Gentlemen and you can’t convince me otherwise.

You don’t need a traumatic or tragic story to deserve abortion care.

It’s available to play with a Nintendo online sub or whatever, and I have very upsetting news: those controls - woof. Essentially unplayable unless you never played any FPS since Halo set the standard for modern control schemes.