Post hole, bro 😘

Nice cock bro

Damn you really are a hoe ❤️

Mary Poppins really is the original girlboss gaslight gatekeep

Lock the doors, lower the blinds, fire up the smoke machine

Tried this but instead I got really into fisting

Me (flirting):

Leave a message and I'll call you back

Gonna have to write David X Cohen a thank you letter when this bike gives me a fat 🍑