“KB Toys” is short for “Knowledge Base Toys”.

It still feels like it’s Christmas, but only in the bad ways?

You could fart in someone’s refrigerator

Why aren't we incorporating Butterfinger technology into other treats?

Getting a new thing of Domino salt should be more of an event. It’s like the seven year itch.

It’s dark most of the day

Bliss is standing around drinking hot water.

Teslas shouldn’t have heaters. People inside a Tesla should be room temperature.

Imagine buying an un-frosted Pop Tart. What, are you frosting them yourself when you get home?

I would like to live in a city where you can drink the water out of the tap. That is an achievable goal. The mayor should do that. #denver