How we leaped and pranced and cackled The whole town writhing madmen And so desperate grew some to still their feet They dove into the raging river Still we danced all day and night Til our fine clothes were torn and ragged And crying out "Oh, Lord, make us stop!" We danced naked around the chapel

How Granny laughed to see such sin! "There's just water," she said, "in my tonic!" But all cried out "She lies! She surely lies!" And we chased her deep into the Bramble But like the four winds she disappeared