You're so right, apparently he's a gremlin despite being, you know, pretty damn rich
I'm leaning towards canon Stede because he's genuinely enchanted by the concept rather than being weirdly horny about the povvos
I can't believe I hadn't seen the last two pages yet!!!!! He's getting the gnome filled with gnoffspring!!!!!
The IKEA giant christmas meatball
I'm usually a supporting character!!!!!
!!!!!!!!! COWBOYS!!! COW BOYS!!!!! cjs big solid meatiness Vs Izzy's littleness I love them!!!!!!
He's offering his knot to whoever breaks first.... But it's okay, when they do, he'll cover their body and slide his hand up their arm to where they're wrist deep in their beloved, and work his fingers inside too... Hold hands inside the other, so no one really feels like they're losing out
Omega4omega where they learn to deal with heats together with a lot of sloppy wet kissing and fisting and they love each other (and maybe one day just so happen to meet an alpha that gets under both their skins--)
Drama queens