Think I had my google account hacked, which was terrifying tbh. Updated everything, but remember in Batman & Robin when Alfred's password protecting every single secret Batman ever had was "Peg"???

✨all the stars are here✨

Tfw you say ong and your millennial friend think you misspell omg

Ok it's so good outside now..?

I got a pink Jill outfit mod! No shirtless Chris, sadly...

How is this a real British person, it's like if there was an American actress named Cowgirl Gunburger

Goodnight. Fritz Schwimbeck - Treppe (Stairs), 1916

I got hate crimed earlier today... Said to a customer "Yeah, I'm in Glasgow..." He responds with "Oh, your accent sound like you're from Edinburgh or Fife"

No Chic Fil A Sauce Chick Fil A GIF

ALT: No Chic Fil A Sauce Chick Fil A GIF

I'm hoping forced socialising at the office will cure my 'I would really rather die than be around people' vibe. Weird how sometimes that works 😅

cop (slur)