The importance of paying your #SquirrelTax@ratatosk.bsky.social

Good thing it wasn't in NYC...

Did the conductors not read the script? It’s avoid “Snakes on a Plane” not “Squirrels in a Tube.”😝

Why not ride-ride with squirrel-things?

if they behave then just take them to where they want to go

And so it begins...

You’ve heard of Snakes on a Plane, but what about—

Does nobody in all of England have "a single peanut"? Hell, I've seen squirrels get into full-on brawls over a half a bagel. Worst case scenario: grab a broom?

Nice train you've got there, would be a pity if someone got acorn shells all over it, ya know?

Hahaha!!! #sqrlpix

@kevinhearne.bsky.social Oberon was right!