Do you remember when Sydney Powell kept mentioning that Justice Alito was part of their plan to delay the certification of the election on January 6? Because I do.
A spirited family debate about the likely size of John Cena’s wang breaks out while discussing the Oscar telecast.
We’ve been waiting for what feels to have been thousands of years for the messiah straw to arrive & break the orange camel’s back.
How corrupt are Republican justices on SCOTUS? Quick thought experiment: Imagine the Roberts Court ruling that President Trump had to cede federal supremacy in all matters re: immigration to Gavin Newsom & California. Impossible. They. Are. Corrupt AF. Partisan. Hacks.
Seizure list: —Trump Tower —Dump Force One — Mar a lago — all golf carts & golf clubs — spray tanner — hair implants — Kimberly Guilfoyle — girdles — diapers — Don Jr’s autographed crack pipe collection — Adderrall supplies — penis implants — Eastern European mail order bride
Dear the media: You don’t give someone who already intentionally incited violence the benefit of the doubt when he promises a bloodbath if he’s not elected unless you are complicit. — The people who are not fooled by your fuckery
Will you look at the work on this b*tch? I will have nightmares about that eyebrow hopping off his vast forehead & slithering across the floor & under the bed.
Is it normal that my frozen embryos masturbate 8 times a day?